A Year In Cereal

"I don't even like cereal that much."
Bian Bompson

Apr 29
I. THE BURIAL OF THE DEADAPRIL is the cruellest month, breeding Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing Memory and desire, stirring Dull roots with spring rain. Winter kept us warm, covering         5Earth in forgetful snow, feeding  A little life with dried S’MORZ! S’MORZ APPEARANCE: big brown-swirl’d marshmallow cylinders accompanying lightly powder-frosted crackled graham pillows TASTE: Delightful! MASCOT: Pssh, S’moRZ is for teenz +. People of our developed sensibilities don’t need no cartoon pretending this cereal is cool and worth stealing from children. Teenz + already know this. Also the lettering is in smorvetica and looks like a REAL s’more and the O is a marshmallow! AMUSING THING ON BACK OF BOX: Only a MADLIB, the most amusing of Things. Once upon a time the (last name) family went camping. They wanted to relax, (verb), build a campfire, and make s’mores. They had lots of chocolate, stacks of graham crackers, and the fluffiest marshmallows. (name) set up the tents and they all went to swim in the (adjective) lake. When they got they got back, there campsite was a (adjective) mess. Their tents were ruined, thir new sleeping bags were (adverb) torn, and the worst part was, their s’mores were gone! No one could figure out if it was a (animal), a giant (noun), or something much worse. Whoever it was, they loved s’mores. That’s when (name) said, “The lesson is next time, we’re going to have our Smorz Indoorz!”  Post your own version in the comments! Have fun! :) BLACK KID ON BOX: There are literally two human figures hidden on the side nutrition facts section of the box and one is brown colored and writing happily. WHICH X-MEN WOULD EAT THIS CEREAL: Age of Apocalypse Morph WHAT THE THUNDER SAID: AFTER the torchlight red on sweaty faces After the frosty silence in the gardens After the agony in stony places The shouting and the crying 325Prison and place and reverberation Of thunder of spring over distant mountains He who was living is now dead We who were living are now dying With a little patience 330 Here is no water but only rock Rock and no water and the sandy road The road winding above among the mountains Which are mountains of rock without water If there were water we should stop and drink 335Amongst the rock one cannot stop or think Sweat is dry and feet are in the sand If there were only water amongst the rock Dead mountain mouth of carious teeth that cannot spit Here one can neither stand nor lie nor sit 340There is not even silence in the mountains But dry sterile thunder without rain There is not even solitude in the mountains But red sullen faces sneer and snarl From doors of mudcracked houses                                 If there were water 345  And no rock   If there were rock   And also water   And water   A spring 350  A pool among the rock   If there were the sound of water only   Not the cicada   And dry grass singing   But sound of water over a rock 355  Where the hermit-thrush sings in the pine trees   Drip drop drip drop drop drop drop    But there is no water ACTUALLY GOOD CEREAL: Reese’s for breakfast?!? I DON’T THINK SO! Try Smorz! It’s a great source of Vitamin D! NOTE: I actually really like this cereal, it is really good. Apologies to T.S “Smelliot” Elliot, too bad you are dead and your poems are public domain. Maybe you should have eaten Smorz, maybe you wouldn’t be in this mess Ok, May is great  I. THE BURIAL OF THE DEAD

APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing Memory and desire, stirring Dull roots with spring rain. Winter kept us warm, covering         5Earth in forgetful snow, feeding 

A little life with dried S’MORZ!

S’MORZ

APPEARANCE: big brown-swirl’d marshmallow cylinders accompanying lightly powder-frosted crackled graham pillows

TASTE: Delightful!

MASCOT: Pssh, S’moRZ is for teenz +. People of our developed sensibilities don’t need no cartoon pretending this cereal is cool and worth stealing from children. Teenz + already know this. Also the lettering is in smorvetica and looks like a REAL s’more and the O is a marshmallow!

AMUSING THING ON BACK OF BOX: Only a MADLIB, the most amusing of Things.

Once upon a time the (last name) family went camping. They wanted to relax, (verb), build a campfire, and make s’mores. They had lots of chocolate, stacks of graham crackers, and the fluffiest marshmallows. (name) set up the tents and they all went to swim in the (adjective) lake. When they got they got back, there campsite was a (adjective) mess. Their tents were ruined, thir new sleeping bags were (adverb) torn, and the worst part was, their s’mores were gone! No one could figure out if it was a (animal), a giant (noun), or something much worse. Whoever it was, they loved s’mores. That’s when (name) said, “The lesson is next time, we’re going to have our Smorz Indoorz!” 

Post your own version in the comments! Have fun! :)

BLACK KID ON BOX: There are literally two human figures hidden on the side nutrition facts section of the box and one is brown colored and writing happily.

WHICH X-MEN WOULD EAT THIS CEREAL: Age of Apocalypse Morph

WHAT THE THUNDER SAID:

AFTER the torchlight red on sweaty faces After the frosty silence in the gardens After the agony in stony places The shouting and the crying 325Prison and place and reverberation Of thunder of spring over distant mountains He who was living is now dead We who were living are now dying With a little patience 330 Here is no water but only rock Rock and no water and the sandy road The road winding above among the mountains Which are mountains of rock without water If there were water we should stop and drink 335Amongst the rock one cannot stop or think Sweat is dry and feet are in the sand If there were only water amongst the rock Dead mountain mouth of carious teeth that cannot spit Here one can neither stand nor lie nor sit 340There is not even silence in the mountains But dry sterile thunder without rain There is not even solitude in the mountains But red sullen faces sneer and snarl From doors of mudcracked houses
                                 If there were water 345  And no rock   If there were rock   And also water   And water   A spring 350  A pool among the rock   If there were the sound of water only   Not the cicada   And dry grass singing   But sound of water over a rock 355  Where the hermit-thrush sings in the pine trees   Drip drop drip drop drop drop drop 

  But there is no water

ACTUALLY GOOD CEREAL: Reese’s for breakfast?!? I DON’T THINK SO! Try Smorz! It’s a great source of Vitamin D!

NOTE: I actually really like this cereal, it is really good. Apologies to T.S “Smelliot” Elliot, too bad you are dead and your poems are public domain. Maybe you should have eaten Smorz, maybe you wouldn’t be in this mess

Ok, May is great 
Posted at 11:14 AM 2 notes

Mar 25
March was so named because it was the time of year that snow began to melt and armies began to mobilize. Roman soldiers were deployed to the very limits of their empire in search of precious resources, especially cereal. In the height of the period of martial escalation and Roman expansion, commonly known now as the Cereal Wars, the 88th Legion (“the fightin’ Etruscans”) made it all the way to the British Isles which they called Hyperborea. In March of 6 BCE they made contact with a sect of druids in Eastern Ireland. After a prolonged and bloody campaign they returned to Rome 4 years later bearing the sacred grains of the celts known as milseog na granach. Made primarily from barley mash, it was especially notable for its inclusion of sugar-bits called slucra fearogh shaped in the form of celtic runes and sacred symbols. Today its modern equivalent and direct ancestor, Irish Count Chocula (known as Leprechaun Lollys in some areas) has 9 marshmallow shapes, but in those days, it had 90 shapes. Rome was never the same after that cereal and neither will y..you won’t be either so have some Happy Shapes cereal just like you had as a kid, ok. LUCKY CHARMS THE CEREAL APPEARANCE: different kinds of shapes: Jesus fish, clubs, x, arrowhead and liberty bell. Beige, misshapen, and covered in a whitish glaze, every child grew up learning the names of these wonderful shapes in that song.  TASTE: You’ve all tasted this shit. Oats and shit. MASCOT: I’m not talking about Lucky. He knows why. AMUSING THING ON BACK OF BOX: This is why, Lucky, this is why. How could..why?..Oooh, you make me so..! Fine. There is a ramp shaped cut-out on the back of the box called the book of charms and an open space near the top of the box framed by clouds that you also cut out. Then you…Jesus.. you flick the “star marbits” off the ramp with your finger and count how many …marbits you got into the box. Yes, this is real. No, no kid has ever done this. Yes, they call the marshmallows marbits. No, you can’t use other marbits, just the shooting star marbits because those let Lucky fly. Yes, I’m aware that to do this properly, you must remove the bag of cereal, presumably still full of at least shooting star marbits, partially destroy the box, play your dumb little game, and then put the bag back in the half-box. And thats it, thats the box. ACTUALLY FUN?…really? You’re really gonna ask. Fine, yeah. It’s a fun box. FULL OF FREAKING FUN. BLACK KID ON BOX?: You bet your sweet buppy there is. He looks like Obama and is poleaxed by terror and shock and the pure wonder of an illustration demonstrating how to flick marshmallow stars off a ramp shaped like the book of charms. Yep. WHICH X-MEN WOULD EAT THIS CEREAL?: Cannonball WHAT ABOUT THE MARSHMALLOWS THOUGH. YOU DIDN’T TALK ABOUT THEM MUCH: Oh you mean the marbits?  YEAH: Oh, okay. Yeah there are marshmallows in this cereal. They are sweet and crunchy and pretty bad but also the best part of this cereal. There are different shapes in different colors. They are all multi-colored now, either swirled with white or like, you know, other type. Green hats with different green clovers. The different shapes give Lucky different powers to flee children. I like to pick out the marbits and roll them into a ball. WHAT BATMAN VILLIAN WOULD YOU ASSOCIATE WITH EACH MARSHMALLOW: Red Balloon: the Joker Blue Moons: Calendar Man Green Clover Hat: Poison Ivy AND the Mad Hatter Pink Hearts: Clayface pretending to be a heart Purple Horseshoes: Two Face Orange and White Shooting Stars: Firefly Rainbows: Zsasz Yellow and Orange Hourglasses: Clock King or Maxie Zeus ACTUALLY GOOD CEREAL: whatever I JUST LIKE DRINKING. I PICKED LUCKY CHARMS BECAUSE OF THAT DRINKING HOLIDAY IN MARCH, ST. DRINKYS  IN APRIL I WILL PICK A BETTER CEREAL

March was so named because it was the time of year that snow began to melt and armies began to mobilize. Roman soldiers were deployed to the very limits of their empire in search of precious resources, especially cereal. In the height of the period of martial escalation and Roman expansion, commonly known now as the Cereal Wars, the 88th Legion (“the fightin’ Etruscans”) made it all the way to the British Isles which they called Hyperborea. In March of 6 BCE they made contact with a sect of druids in Eastern Ireland. After a prolonged and bloody campaign they returned to Rome 4 years later bearing the sacred grains of the celts known as milseog na granach. Made primarily from barley mash, it was especially notable for its inclusion of sugar-bits called slucra fearogh shaped in the form of celtic runes and sacred symbols. Today its modern equivalent and direct ancestor, Irish Count Chocula (known as Leprechaun Lollys in some areas) has 9 marshmallow shapes, but in those days, it had 90 shapes. Rome was never the same after that cereal and neither will y..you won’t be either so have some Happy Shapes cereal just like you had as a kid, ok.

LUCKY CHARMS THE CEREAL

APPEARANCE: different kinds of shapes: Jesus fish, clubs, x, arrowhead and liberty bell. Beige, misshapen, and covered in a whitish glaze, every child grew up learning the names of these wonderful shapes in that song. 

TASTE: You’ve all tasted this shit. Oats and shit.

MASCOT: I’m not talking about Lucky. He knows why.

AMUSING THING ON BACK OF BOX: This is why, Lucky, this is why. How could..why?..Oooh, you make me so..! Fine. There is a ramp shaped cut-out on the back of the box called the book of charms and an open space near the top of the box framed by clouds that you also cut out. Then you…Jesus.. you flick the “star marbits” off the ramp with your finger and count how many …marbits you got into the box. Yes, this is real. No, no kid has ever done this. Yes, they call the marshmallows marbits. No, you can’t use other marbits, just the shooting star marbits because those let Lucky fly. Yes, I’m aware that to do this properly, you must remove the bag of cereal, presumably still full of at least shooting star marbits, partially destroy the box, play your dumb little game, and then put the bag back in the half-box. And thats it, thats the box.

ACTUALLY FUN?…really? You’re really gonna ask. Fine, yeah. It’s a fun box. FULL OF FREAKING FUN.

BLACK KID ON BOX?: You bet your sweet buppy there is. He looks like Obama and is poleaxed by terror and shock and the pure wonder of an illustration demonstrating how to flick marshmallow stars off a ramp shaped like the book of charms. Yep.

WHICH X-MEN WOULD EAT THIS CEREAL?: Cannonball

WHAT ABOUT THE MARSHMALLOWS THOUGH. YOU DIDN’T TALK ABOUT THEM MUCH: Oh you mean the marbits? 

YEAH: Oh, okay. Yeah there are marshmallows in this cereal. They are sweet and crunchy and pretty bad but also the best part of this cereal. There are different shapes in different colors. They are all multi-colored now, either swirled with white or like, you know, other type. Green hats with different green clovers. The different shapes give Lucky different powers to flee children. I like to pick out the marbits and roll them into a ball.

WHAT BATMAN VILLIAN WOULD YOU ASSOCIATE WITH EACH MARSHMALLOW:

Red Balloon: the Joker

Blue Moons: Calendar Man

Green Clover Hat: Poison Ivy AND the Mad Hatter

Pink Hearts: Clayface pretending to be a heart

Purple Horseshoes: Two Face

Orange and White Shooting Stars: Firefly

Rainbows: Zsasz

Yellow and Orange Hourglasses: Clock King or Maxie Zeus

ACTUALLY GOOD CEREAL: whatever

I JUST LIKE DRINKING. I PICKED LUCKY CHARMS BECAUSE OF THAT DRINKING HOLIDAY IN MARCH, ST. DRINKYS 

IN APRIL I WILL PICK A BETTER CEREAL
Posted at 2:46 PM 6 notes

Feb 6
February is the official month of adding the letter r to things to make it ungainly looking and awkward to pronounce, predicting the weather via rodents, egyptian uprisings, and everyone’s favorite love holiday, Imbolc. LET’S EAT SOME CEREAL! SPECIAL EVENT: SWEETENED PUFFED WHEAT CEREAL SHOWDOWN GOLDEN CRISP VS HONEY SMACKS CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: A delightful cover of the Buggles classic,” Video Killed the Radio Star”, by the Wrong Trousers, followed by covers of the same by the Pillows, Ben Folds Five, and Presidents of the United States of America. Tune in in 2012 for my Year of Video Killed the Radio Star Covers! APPEARANCE: At first glance, they both look like what they are- puffed wheat slathered in cornsyrup, but upon further inspection, many interesting differences are revealed. Golden Crisp are unevenly coated  in sugar and puffed and cracked like popcorn, with variation in size, shape, and color leaving the wheat looking like it may have come from nature at same point. Honey Smacks have a much more defined puffed wheat butt-crack and a consistent golden KFC honey style sauce coating. Overall they are darker, smoother, and more uniform in appearance. She’s the girl at the party with a little more make up, fake tan, styled hair, and well put together ensemble as opposed to the more au natural, rustic, dare I say homely Golden Crisp. In conclusion; Honey Smacks puts out. TASTE: both taste like  what they are-puffed wheat slathered in corn syrup. Honey Smacks tastes like burnt honey, Honey Crisp is crispier, crunchier, and lighter. So I can say this for them, they’re aptly named. Smacks aren’t unpleasant, as far as massed produced commercial cereal goes, but I give the nod to Honey Crisp. MASCOT: Sugar Bear ( uuuggh that name) used to steal from a witch, Dig’em ( double uuuugh) tormented a cat. I think they both were on good terms with children, so points deducted for that. Dig’em …god, look at him. That hat, the sneakers. Fuck it, Sugar Bear wins. Fuck it again, I don’t care about Sugar Bear, sexy vocve not withstanding. Dale Earnhart Jr from Wheaties gets the win. The Raisin Bran sun will accept on his behalf. AMUSING THING ON BACK OF BOX: So Golden Crisp has,(turns box over), god damn it!, a fucking history of Sugar Bear. Self Indulgent grumble mumble. Hey Look, he does turn into a naked, genital-less, musclebound bear guy with a black kid (HEY, FORESHADOWING!) looking on in awe. Smacks, on the other side of the box, has an engrossing, where’s Waldo-esque series of puzzles, mazes, and finding stuff. Best of all, Dig’em’s scool, Honeyville High, is kicking the ass of their rival, the Bears (!) as their forlorn mascot in a bear costume and blue shirt looks on. Oh Kellogg’s , you dirty bastards. I love it. ACTUALLY FUN?:  Golden Crisp NO, Honey Smacks kinda. BLACK KID ON BOX: Golden Crisp, natch. And I think Sugar Bear may count too. Smacks has a medly of assorted tiny children, some of which are brownish. WHICH X-MEN WOULD EAT THIS CEREAL?: Golden Crisp: Gambit Honey Smacks: Cable and Jubilee GOOD CEREAL?:  I guess. Golden Crisp is a little better and a lot more poorly marketed, the pretty, smart girl  at that party who doesn’t know to show off her legs and talks about her moral convictions and how earthy and natural she is while revealing her hypocrisy about pretty much  how the world works. She likes boring novelty museums and always dominates the conversation. Honey Smacks is pretty much exactly the same looking under the make up and nicer clothes with better connections a fake nose and rich parents. She’s a bitch, but is pretty funny when being mean. Golden Crisp actually has the nicer pair of tits, but not the bra to accentuate them. Do what I did, take them both home, eat them straight from the box, and never call them ever again. NOTE: My mom would like me to share with the world that her pet peeve is cereal served on airplanes. So, um yeah, put that nugget of info to good use internet. Happy Imbolc, I’ll see you in Smarch

February is the official month of adding the letter r to things to make it ungainly looking and awkward to pronounce, predicting the weather via rodents, egyptian uprisings, and everyone’s favorite love holiday, Imbolc. LET’S EAT SOME CEREAL!

SPECIAL EVENT: SWEETENED PUFFED WHEAT CEREAL SHOWDOWN

GOLDEN CRISP VS HONEY SMACKS

CURRENTLY LISTENING TO: A delightful cover of the Buggles classic,” Video Killed the Radio Star”, by the Wrong Trousers, followed by covers of the same by the Pillows, Ben Folds Five, and Presidents of the United States of America. Tune in in 2012 for my Year of Video Killed the Radio Star Covers!

APPEARANCE: At first glance, they both look like what they are- puffed wheat slathered in cornsyrup, but upon further inspection, many interesting differences are revealed. Golden Crisp are unevenly coated  in sugar and puffed and cracked like popcorn, with variation in size, shape, and color leaving the wheat looking like it may have come from nature at same point. Honey Smacks have a much more defined puffed wheat butt-crack and a consistent golden KFC honey style sauce coating. Overall they are darker, smoother, and more uniform in appearance. She’s the girl at the party with a little more make up, fake tan, styled hair, and well put together ensemble as opposed to the more au natural, rustic, dare I say homely Golden Crisp. In conclusion; Honey Smacks puts out.

TASTE: both taste like  what they are-puffed wheat slathered in corn syrup. Honey Smacks tastes like burnt honey, Honey Crisp is crispier, crunchier, and lighter. So I can say this for them, they’re aptly named. Smacks aren’t unpleasant, as far as massed produced commercial cereal goes, but I give the nod to Honey Crisp.

MASCOT: Sugar Bear ( uuuggh that name) used to steal from a witch, Dig’em ( double uuuugh) tormented a cat. I think they both were on good terms with children, so points deducted for that. Dig’em …god, look at him. That hat, the sneakers. Fuck it, Sugar Bear wins. Fuck it again, I don’t care about Sugar Bear, sexy vocve not withstanding. Dale Earnhart Jr from Wheaties gets the win. The Raisin Bran sun will accept on his behalf.

AMUSING THING ON BACK OF BOX: So Golden Crisp has,(turns box over), god damn it!, a fucking history of Sugar Bear. Self Indulgent grumble mumble. Hey Look, he does turn into a naked, genital-less, musclebound bear guy with a black kid (HEY, FORESHADOWING!) looking on in awe.

Smacks, on the other side of the box, has an engrossing, where’s Waldo-esque series of puzzles, mazes, and finding stuff. Best of all, Dig’em’s scool, Honeyville High, is kicking the ass of their rival, the Bears (!) as their forlorn mascot in a bear costume and blue shirt looks on. Oh Kellogg’s , you dirty bastards. I love it.

ACTUALLY FUN?:  Golden Crisp NO, Honey Smacks kinda.

BLACK KID ON BOX: Golden Crisp, natch. And I think Sugar Bear may count too. Smacks has a medly of assorted tiny children, some of which are brownish.

WHICH X-MEN WOULD EAT THIS CEREAL?:

Golden Crisp: Gambit

Honey Smacks: Cable and Jubilee

GOOD CEREAL?:  I guess. Golden Crisp is a little better and a lot more poorly marketed, the pretty, smart girl  at that party who doesn’t know to show off her legs and talks about her moral convictions and how earthy and natural she is while revealing her hypocrisy about pretty much  how the world works. She likes boring novelty museums and always dominates the conversation. Honey Smacks is pretty much exactly the same looking under the make up and nicer clothes with better connections a fake nose and rich parents. She’s a bitch, but is pretty funny when being mean. Golden Crisp actually has the nicer pair of tits, but not the bra to accentuate them. Do what I did, take them both home, eat them straight from the box, and never call them ever again.

NOTE: My mom would like me to share with the world that her pet peeve is cereal served on airplanes. So, um yeah, put that nugget of info to good use internet.

Happy Imbolc, I’ll see you in Smarch
Posted at 12:51 PM 8 notes

Jan 21
January, the first month, is a convenient time for fresh starts, setting goals, and new beginnings. It is thus a perfect time to kickoff a year long journey of discovery and expression. I will endeavor, once a month for a year, to critique a cereal, chosen on whim, according to a serious of rigorous standards. SPRINKLE COOKIE CRISP Appearance: little yellow hockey pucks with color bits. Taste: a mystery Mascot: Chip the wolf, if nothing else, is not a traitor to his kind. He rightfully views children as his adversaries, and tries to steal cereal from them, according to his nature. He, like any self respecting cereal mascot, knows the game, and plays by the rules. He isn’t taking any snot nosed brat to chocolate amusement parks (harumph!) Nevertheless, Chip is something of, not a let down per se… Ok let’s face it. Nobody understands cookie crisp or how to sell it. It’s entire mascot pedigree is a muddied, baffling mess. I don’t know why wizards, burglars, burglar dogs, or gentleman thief wolves were the first thing people thought of when trying to sell tiny cookies to children and I don’t know why they just didn’t pick one and stuck with them. Anyway, I guess furries like Chip but I don’t like Chip too much AMUSING THING ON BACK OF BOX:  Like a maze where you have to help children get cereal except you also have to find things hidden in the picture and tell the difference between cookie trees with different patterns and colors and also there are robots the chip made to steal or defend the cereal and also chip is hiding behind a hill but you can only see his ear really. ACTUALLY AMUSING: yes BLACK KID ON BOX: yes WHAT X-MEN WOULD EAT THIS CEREAL:  Jubilee GOOD CEREAL?: No, sprinkle cookie crisp is not good cereal. NOTE:  I don’t eat cereal in a bowl with milk because I am inyolerant of milk and also bowls. I eat it out of the box or sometimes in bowls. EXTRA: If you buy cookie dough ice cream and take out the cookie bits and put them on a baking sheet and bake them you it comes out eerily similar to ol’ regilar cookie crisp. Just thought you should know See you in February I guess.

January, the first month, is a convenient time for fresh starts, setting goals, and new beginnings. It is thus a perfect time to kickoff a year long journey of discovery and expression. I will endeavor, once a month for a year, to critique a cereal, chosen on whim, according to a serious of rigorous standards.

SPRINKLE COOKIE CRISP

Appearance: little yellow hockey pucks with color bits.

Taste: a mystery

Mascot: Chip the wolf, if nothing else, is not a traitor to his kind. He rightfully views children as his adversaries, and tries to steal cereal from them, according to his nature. He, like any self respecting cereal mascot, knows the game, and plays by the rules. He isn’t taking any snot nosed brat to chocolate amusement parks (harumph!)

Nevertheless, Chip is something of, not a let down per se… Ok let’s face it. Nobody understands cookie crisp or how to sell it. It’s entire mascot pedigree is a muddied, baffling mess. I don’t know why wizards, burglars, burglar dogs, or gentleman thief wolves were the first thing people thought of when trying to sell tiny cookies to children and I don’t know why they just didn’t pick one and stuck with them. Anyway, I guess furries like Chip but I don’t like Chip too much

AMUSING THING ON BACK OF BOX:  Like a maze where you have to help children get cereal except you also have to find things hidden in the picture and tell the difference between cookie trees with different patterns and colors and also there are robots the chip made to steal or defend the cereal and also chip is hiding behind a hill but you can only see his ear really.

ACTUALLY AMUSING: yes

BLACK KID ON BOX: yes

WHAT X-MEN WOULD EAT THIS CEREAL:  Jubilee

GOOD CEREAL?: No, sprinkle cookie crisp is not good cereal.

NOTE:  I don’t eat cereal in a bowl with milk because I am inyolerant of milk and also bowls. I eat it out of the box or sometimes in bowls.

EXTRA: If you buy cookie dough ice cream and take out the cookie bits and put them on a baking sheet and bake them you it comes out eerily similar to ol’ regilar cookie crisp. Just thought you should know

See you in February I guess.
Posted at 2:16 PM 16 notes